proof Americans obey Jesus

 ¹⁹Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal: ²⁰But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal: ²¹For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.

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So I went back and looked up median versus average. And if I'm sorting it out correctly, the description above implies that at least 7% of Americans have Exactly $500 in emergency savings. This is based on the definition of median and the 43% value reported, and my understanding, which may be inaccurate.