Job, the untold story

 God is perfect, but associates with having a wicked sense of humor, hence the lake of fire.

Notice that Job's surviving servants end their news with the exact same sentence. They each come in near the end of the previous messenger, and the first ending is so good they all have the presence of mind to use it, even though they only are escaped alone to tell.

Then Job gets some very sound advice, which he declines, curse God and die.

Then Job's friends show up and give Job the same advice many Christians would say today.

Then God shows up and slaps Job around.

Then Job apologizes to God. After all, God is always right.

And to add misery to injury, God gives Job twice as much responsibility, and a bunch more kids. It seems like a tropical island where Job is surrounded by beautiful women bringing him fruity alcoholic drinks in coconut shells would be appropriate.

It appears nothing bad happens to Satan, since he's just doing his Job. (Some sort of weird play on words)

God smiles and pats Himself on the back. After all, good and evil were His idea in the first place.