old age

 Like many, I planned on dying young. Cancer, car accidents, random act of violence were all decent candidates. My favorite is massive brain aneurysm (which I have no idea how to spell) in my sleep. Probably painless and lethal. Oh, the ever popular carbon monoxide poisoning, while sleeping of course. Dying while sleeping implies less pain, although not confirmed.

But here we are, stranded on a planet saturated in sodomite demons and God's love.