if God were a little more forthcoming

 Moses, Moses, Moses, listen. I am taking you and the children of Israel to the Promised Land. It's a bit of a fixer upper, ha ha ha... There is some milk and honey there, but the land is flowing with human sacrifice and sodomy. Not to worry though, you will spend twenty five years slaughtering men women and children with the edge of the sword in a failed attempt to get rid of them, ha ha...