being retired in America

Here are some bullet points:

• Days run together 
• Monday avoids the store crowds 
• Monday some restaurants closed 
• Saturday shop early morning 
• Sunday go for a drive 
• Thursday nice driving day 
•  Eat out at 2pm, low crowds 
• Get donuts early or they are gone.
• Pay bills at last minute, screw the bastards 
• Check for fraudulent charges on cards 
• Leave large tips, God is screwing them.
• Drive during the day.
• Drive too fast some.
• Be thankful 
• Pray for death