hernia prophecy

 The reason God won't heal hernias is that it would be against one of His prophecies in the Bible. And you know how God is about prophecies.

 6 Ask ye now, and see whether a man doth travail with child? wherefore do I see every man with his hands on his loins, as a woman in travail, and all faces are turned into paleness? 7Alas! for that day is great, so that none is like it: it is even the time of Jacob's trouble; but he shall be saved out of it.