footstool

 Thus saith the LORD, The heaven is my throne, and the earth is my footstool: where is the house that ye build unto me? and where is the place of my rest?

 Since the earth is God's footstool, His feet must stink like sh*t. 

God in the throne room: sniff, sniff, what is that smell?

His Jester: I'm afraid it's your feet, Your Infinance.