the problem with modern airlines

 The seats are too small and too close together in Modern air travel. Every flight I've been on found me in a row of 250 pound people. So while America has gotten fat the airlines have shrunk the seats. It's only for a short time, but the hassle and uncertainty of the whole process makes it miserable. 

On one flight a kid was gagging and throwing up into a bag.

Then there was a sodomite stewardess. Not pretty.

One flight got cancelled and instead of arriving about noon it was after 5pm.

It's not terribly expensive, but the public and the airlines staff are trying, to put it nicely.

So why fly? It's fast, if you get there the same day.

On the up side, one stewardess was so beautiful I wanted to beg her to marry me. But I'm broke and toooo old. We have to be realistic, I'm going to die of old age while she has many years left. See? The whole experience was a disappointment.