God's has deceived America

 Think of how cruel America has been to men and women. Maybe women are a tiny bit happier but I doubt it. Men are definitely miserable. We all want to get married, but then women have the big stick. They can call it quits at any time and then suck the man dry for the next 20 years of spousal support payments. The guy gets resentful sex a few times and then dumped. God has played a cruel joke on all of us. 
The way it was really meant to work was that women are all excited about sex as long as they're having babies. So the guy gets great sex because the woman's trying to get pregnant. Then after she has five or six kids and she's tired of it the guy gets a younger woman and goes through the process again. Now he doesn't fire the first wife she's raising the kids she brought into the world. And then maybe he does this three or four times total and he's done. They all have a much better time of it, there's no divorce. Everything just works better.
Nobody ever cheats on anybody, because if you do that the government tracks you down and kills you.