Lazarus, the mooch, goes to heaven

 Lazarus and the rich man, humor.

The rich man goes to hell for living rich while Lazarus fought with the dogs for table scraps. It seems so unfair because the rich man shared his food with Lazarus and didn't let him starve too death. If the rich man knew he would go to hell, he would have locked Lazarus outside so he could eat sumptuously in peace. The sooner Lazarus died the better. Think about it, Lazarus lived off the rich man, and the rich man goes to hell.