women in my life

 So, I almost killed the first woman in my life. She was a wonderful person, who loved me with all her heart. In fact I listened to her heart beat every second for nine months.

Then there were a few girls that took interest in me until puberty. Then my life took a very bad turn for the worse, like all able bodied men. Women started thinking, "father of my children?" My life was ruined, it just didn't dawn on me till 56 years later.

But wait, there's more...

 Many years later, after puberty, my wife, my mother-in-law, and my mom died. I thought my worries were over. After all the three women that were most important and influential were all back with Jesus. Little did I know.

Little did I know that all those years other women were queuing up to take their place. Keep in mind, I am an old man. So, these were second string women; not interested in children, but soul energy.