death prayer

 Remember that you brought your children out of the iron furnace of Egypt and gave them a land flowing with milk and honey and sodomy and human sacrifice, and eventually destroyed them from off that land and sent them to Babylon. So, your humble servant asks that you remove me from this similar land flowing with sodomy and baby slaughter, and remove me from this body you have seen fit to wound and not heal, and take your humble servant to Abraham's bosom. In Jesus'name I pray.