I'm a genius

 there are thousands of rope knots. I, and I alone, OK, maybe Jesus helped a little, have come up with two new knots!

Naming knots is a key aspect of a successful knot. These knots are named hypermodern knot one and hypermodern knot two.

HK1 is used to connect two ropes.

HK2 can be used like the alpine butterfly. 

These knots are far superior to current knots, and will certainly dominate the knot tying world. 

HK1 Before

 

HK1 After

HK2 Before

HK2 After

A good knot is so hard to find.

OK, you can stop laughing now. They have some merit .